Monday, February 28, 2011

Another Manic, Yapping Monday!

Happy Monday! Remember how, last week, I told you there would be a lot going on this week? Yeah? Well, as my Hook Me Up! subscribers already know...I didn't lie. There's a ton, and much of it's on right now. So, let's roll into it, 'cause there's lots of cool stuff for you to check out!

First up, race on over to Ex Libris where the yap is large and in charge, and you also have a chance to win some cool Alien Collective swag.

Speaking of winning, this is the last day to get entries out for the Worth Your Weight contest; and tomorrow is the deadline to send your entry email in to me. You have through Sunday, March 6th, to leave a comment on my interview over at I Smell Sheep in order to win the cool A Sheepish Tango t-shirt. (The winning is just never-ending around here!)

Then, hit The Galaxy Express to see what a kick-butt SFR heroine should never go out without. (Three guesses for what I said, and the first two don't count. ;-D)

Head over to 1st Turning Point where the yap is running some MORE, this time about Effective Newsletter Creation.

Last but in NO way least, the first review of "Alien in the Family" is in! Check out what Worlds of Wonder has to say!

That's it for today, but stay tuned, more's coming in the near future!

Love,
Gini

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

And the ARC Goes To...

Hey everybody...iiiiittttt'sssss TIME! Time to announce the winners of the "Alien in the Family" ARC Giveaway contest.

I've debated how to share, and since we're in the thick of awards season and the Oscars are this weekend, we're going to do it how they do, and torture everyone, I mean, announce the smaller prizes first. Even though they were picked last.

NOTE: All winners will need to send me an email with their mailing address, confirming that they saw and want their prize, by Friday, March 4th. If I don't have that email, you don't get your prize, and it will be reassigned to someone else by the Gods of Random.

The Gods of Random, btw, had a field day with this particular contest. They're as anxious as you are to announce who won what. So, without (too much) further ado...I give you...

The Guest List Prize Winners
Winner of Prize 1: Dragon, aka Matt Payne
Winner of Prize 2: Joanna, aka Beckerjo
Winner of Prize 3: Julie Jones, aka My 5 Monkeys (Julie)
Winner of Prize 4: Brandy Jones
Winner of Prize 5: Gayle Toney
Winner of Prize 6: Becky Boyer
Winner of EXTRA PRIZE 7: Jennifer Cauley
Winner of EXTRA PRIZE 8: Adrienne Trent, aka Dren

Once I hear from you, you'll get an email from me with a listing of available prizes for you to choose from. I've added some on, so there's lots of cool stuff, even for those of you who *coughMattandBeckyandJuliecough* win all the time.

On to the subjective prize, aka the hardest damn one to pick...

The Majordormo Prize Winner

This was a tough one to call, because the trash talking was particularly fierce and hilarious. But in the end, it came down to a post that continuously made me snort water through my nose. So, the Majordomo goes to:
Stephanie and her God, the Great Zanthor (Stephanie and Zanthor can figure out who gets what out of the prize pack)

And now, what you've ALL been waiting for...well, at least those of you whose names weren't already called and who are, therefore, now, sitting clutching your prizes and trying to pretend that you're happy, HAPPY DO YOU HEAR ME? HAPPY that someone else is going to win the big prize...I give you...

The Bridal Party Pack Winners

*drum roll, please*

*hey, we HAVE to draw it out, it's in the Union Rules*

*another drum roll, with a special flourish on the end*

Pack 1 Winner: Rich Atkinson
Pack 2 Winner: Mahira Wadsworth, aka nightsongfire
Pack 3 Winner: Tammy Schroeder

Congrats to ALL the winners, and remember -- all winners will need to send me an email with their mailing address, confirming that they saw and want their prize, by Friday, March 4th. If I don't have that email, you don't get your prize, and it will be reassigned to someone else by the Gods of Random.

Thanks to everyone for playing. You all rocked it, and if I could have given out more ARCs and more prizes, I would have. But, hey, that's what the next contests are for, right?

For those of you with blogs who didn't win the most coveted, hit the Win Stuff page -- there's still a few days to get in on the Worth Your Weight contest, that also contains an "Alien in the Family" ARC as a prize.

So, winners, congratulations! Losers, hang in there, babes, there will ALWAYS be another contest coming. Readers, love you all, have a wonderful weekend, and catch you next week, when, shockingly, there will be more going on! Until then, peace out, li'l gangstas!

Love
Gini

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Best of the Best of the Best, SIR!

Well, I debated. And I took it to Twitter. And debated there. After a lot of whining, begging, cajoling, and threatening from some of the Alien Collective on Twitter, I've decided, since I happen to already know who's won what in the "Alien in the Family" ARC contest, that I'd share early, as opposed to late. (Hey, I'm making all the Hook Me Up! subscribers wait, too. I'm an equal opportunity torturer, after all.)

But, while you wait for me to post another blog about it ('cause, of COURSE I'm not telling you NOW, in THIS blog...that would be to EASY), check out The Best of Agent Z over at The Galaxy Express. Not only did the two interviews Z did with yours truly make the best of cut, the other choices in the top 5 are both great reads and hilarious. Truly, until you've read Z's take on the Gor novels, you haven't read anything.

So, happy reading, and watch this space for the announcement of winners. It's coming, and coming SOON.

Oh, but this might also help a little with the waiting. I decided there were so many entrants and so much good trash talking, that I added on two (2) additional Guest List prizes, meaning there are eight (8) of those in all. So, EXTRA reasons to be impatient. 'Cause I'm a giver, me.

Love,
Gini

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Yap Smells Sheep

Well, the "Alien in the Family" ARC contest is now closed. Now the tabulation begins, followed by my special time with the Gods of Random. You'll find out soon who won all the coveted prizes and who's going home with an ARC in hand!

Now, on to the rest of today's activities! As my Hook Me Up! subscribers already know, first up, and as promised, there's a new interview with yours truly over at I Smell Sheep. And check out the new Sheep Shirt that's the prize for one lucky commenter -- A Sheepish Tango!

Next, head over to check out what author Amber Scott has to say about "Alien Tango", and what author Misa Buckley has to say about "Touched by an Alien".

Then, hit Bitten by Books and see what "nexts" are hotly anticipated (yes, "Alien in the Family" is on the list).

The Worth Your Weight in a Gator Battle runs through the end of this month, so if you haven't been tagged into the ring yet, head to the Win Stuff page and check it out.

For those in and around the Tucson, Arizona area, and those planning to come into the area for the Tucson Festival of Books on March 12 & 13, it looks like I'll be on two panels, one on Saturday, one on Sunday, and also doing two book signings, both at the Mysterious Galaxy booth. More concrete info will be coming, and you can also check out my BookTour.com and Datebook pages for up to the minute info.

That's it for today, but as always, there's more on the horizon. Until next time, get down with your bad selves, and peace out, li'l gangstas!

Love,
Gini

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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Thursday Roundup - Getcher ARCs!

Happy Thursday! The "Alien in the Family" ARC contest is going strong! Remember that it ends on Monday, February 21, 2011, so if you haven't gotten your entry in yet, don't delay, do it today! Of course, it's for Hook Me Up! subscribers only, so if you're not on Hook Me Up!, now's the time to change that. Send an email to gini@ginikoch.com with "Hook Me Up!" in the subject line; you'll be registered and get the details for how to enter the contest.

The Worth Your Weight in a Gator Battle contest is also still large and in charge through Monday, February 28, 2011. 5 books are up for grabs, including an ARC of "Alien in the Family". (See? Extra ways to get that puppy abound!) Want more chances? Yes, you can tag more bloggers, just send me an email letting me know for each 5 you add on. Each 5 new bloggers awarded this honor gives you another entry chance. Check out the Win Stuff page if you haven't gotten tagged in yet.

There's more coming up. On Tuesday, a new interview with yours truly will be up over at I Smell Sheep, and I hear a new T-Shirt could be in the mix! And coming in March, Paranormal Spring Break, featuring moi and a lot of other cool authors, and loaded with tons of cool prizes (like, hey, new books!) will be hosted by Tynga's Reviews and Parajunkee's View. Check out the preview Parajunkee has up and mark your calendars!

Now, back to all that winning and such. Enjoy the weekend and good luck to all!

Love,
Gini

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Monday, February 14, 2011

Alien in the Family ARC Giveaway!

HOOK ME UP! EXCLUSIVE CONTEST

Alien in the Family ARC Bridal Party Packs
You're in the wedding party, and how better to celebrate than with your very own signed ARC of "Alien in the Family"? But that's not all you'll get! Winners will also receive an "Alien in the Family" tote bag, "Alien in the Family" pen, a signed set of cover posters (for "Touched by an Alien", "Alien Tango", and "Alien in the Family"), a set of cover postcards and magnets, a set of signed cover flats, and your choice of Team Magnet (see the Alien Collective Depot for choices).

And how many packs are being given away? Not one, not two, but THREE Bridal Party Packs are up for grabs! Winners determined by the Gods of Random Number Generators.

Alien in the Family Majordomo Prize
You didn't score one of the ARCs, but you impressed the wedding coordinator so much that you're getting this special consolation prize: an Alien Collective tote bag, an Alien Collective baseball cap, an "Alien in the Family" pen, a signed set of cover posters (for "Touched by an Alien", "Alien Tango", and "Alien in the Family"), a set of cover postcards and magnets, a set of signed cover flats, and your choice of Team Magnet (see the Alien Collective Depot for choices).

Only ONE Majordomo prize given away, to the person who most represents the spirit of the competition.

Alien in the Family Guest List Prize
You're seated at a special table, and will get to choose one of these prizes for your very own: Alien Collective baseball cap, Alien Collective tote bag, "Touched by an Alien" tote bag, "Alien Tango" tote bag, "Touched by an Alien" pen, "Alien Tango" pen, "Alien in the Family" pen; PLUS your choice of Team Magnet (see the Alien Collective Depot for choices)

SIX Guest List prizes will be given away, based on the Gods of Random Number Generators.

Rules, Gotchas, Legalese: Contest runs from Feb. 14, 2011 through Feb. 21, 2011. Contest is for Hook Me Up! subscribers only. Not on Hook Me Up! yet? Send an email to gini@ginikoch.com with "Hook Me Up!" in the subject line and you'll be in. Contest rules will be emailed to you.

SO, Hook Me Up! Gang...answer me this: Why do you need to attend this wedding, and what fugly fighting weapon are you bringing as a gift and why?

Love, Gini

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Lovely Monday

Happy Valentine's Day! Hope everyone had a lovely weekend and has a great day and week planned. We've got a lot going on, so let's get to it, before we get to the big (ARC Giveaway!) to it!

First up, all you wanted to know about the Canine Death Squad, the Killer Kitties, and more, is over at Fido and Wino where I'm running the yap for the R.O.A.R. Squad about my furred inspirations. There are pictures, too.

Then head to the Order of Smut Vixens to check out what Martini's doing with Kitty today. A big shout out to those who made the auction on Sunday evening, and for those of you who missed it, well...there's always next year. (Congrats to Kelly, who took home BOTH Martini and Christopher. ;-D)

Next, there's a great review of "Touched by an Alien" over at One Good Book Deserves Another. Follow up with a nice listing of what's coming in April bookswise, you know, like "Alien in the Family", at Fleur de Lys.

Now, what you've all really been waiting for, news on the "Alien in the Family" ARC Giveaway. It's starting today...for Hook Me Up! subscribers only. If you're a reader of the Blah, Blah, Blah Blog and somehow still not on, now's the time. Send an email to gini@ginikoch.com with "Hook Me Up!" in the subject line. And do it fast. The ARC giveaway will run today, 2-14, through next Monday, 2-21. So don't delay, get on Hook Me Up! today!

Love,
Gini

(NOTE FOR HOOK ME UP! FOLKS LOOKING FOR ALIEN IN THE FAMILY ARC GIVEAWAY BLOG: Team Gini has, as is their wont, saved the day again. ARC Contest blog is now ABOVE this one. Carry on, all is back to being fully well.)

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

Weston Ochse & Yvonne Navarro Interview

I met the amazing, talented, witty and adorable Weston Ochse at CopperCon 2010. We were on several panels together and because I was so worried about how to pronounce his last name (it’s pronounced “Oaks”, btw), that I messed up his first name and introduced him as Winston. I think it’s because I’m a huge Winston Churchill fan and there are several qualities Wes shares with the late, great leader. So, Winston it was, became, and is. His wife, the Lovely Miss Yvonne (as in awesome author Yvonne Navarro), agreed that it was fitting, so it’s his nickname for life now for me and several of Team Gini.

Having read my Winston’s excellent zombie novel, “Empire of Salt”, and loving as I do to pimp the authors I adore, I finagled an interview. But before we get to it, here are some key facts about Winston you need to know:

Weston is the author of five novels and a slew of short stories and non-fiction articles that have appeared in comic books, professional writing guides, magazines and anthologies. He won the Bram Stoker award for Superior Achievement in First Novel in 2005 and was nominated for the Pushcart Prize for Short Fiction in 2003. He also won the Buffalo Screams International Film Festival Award for Original Screenplay in 2010. He lives in Southern Arizona with his wife, Yvonne Navarro, and Great Danes, Pester Ghost Palm Eater, Goblin Monster Dog and Ghoulie Mad Dog Sonar Brain. For entertainment he races tarantula wasps, wrestles rattlesnakes, watches Border Patrol Death Race 2000 and bakes in the noonday sun.

Sufficiently impressed? Yeah, me too. No worries, though. Winston’s a hoot and a half. And now, without further ado…Winston, my good man, great of you to join us today!

Q: What prompted you to become a writer? Was it voices in your head, a burning desire to tell a story, or just too creative for your own bad self?

A: I always wanted to be a writer. Since I first began to read I wanted to write. I was one of those people who was able to create universes, populate them with interesting characters, and put them in dire situations; dire enough so that even at a young age I was in fear for their very lives. But then as I grew older, I forgot that desire for awhile. I forgot that I wanted to create. It wasn't until I turned 30 years old that I was able to look back and remember that I'd never accomplished what once I had most desired to do.

Q: What was the first book or piece that you wrote and why? Is it published, being shopped, on the shelf waiting for you to get back to it, or in a heap of ashes at the bottom of the fireplace?

A: In third grade I wrote a story for the school newspaper called ‘What Became of Charlie.’ It was a morality tale. It was graphic. It was a story of a young boy named Charlie who decided to take a different way to school, against his mother's wishes, and was eaten by a bear. This was my first step into the publishing industry. The story was published in the newspaper and when parents read my story in the newspaper, the newspaper was recalled. Students were ordered to return all copies of the newspaper to the school because my story was too graphic for their little minds. Never mind that it was my mind the came up with it and I was their same age. But there you go. The very first thing I ever wrote was banned. Definitely a harbinger of what was to come.

Q: I love it! What was the first piece of yours published? I mean other than your first foray into the world of censorship. When? What did you do when you found out it was going to be published?

A: After the story Charlie, which would've been published around 1972-73, it would be 25 more years before I had a story published. I began writing seriously and in 1997 I decided that the measure of my success would be publication in a paying print market. So I wrote and submitted. When I receive a rejection, I would edit and submit it elsewhere. I had a set of spreadsheets that would make a Wall Street financier jealous, but which was necessary for me to keep track of all the markets, the different metrics of the markets, where my stories were going, where they had been, and where they were. Eventually my work evolved into the sort of quality for which people were willing to pay me real money. My first story was published in MindMares, a print magazine out of Kansas City and I was paid two cents a word. It was pretty awesome. Because I had so many stories making the rounds, I had 18 more sales within the next four months. When I hit, I hit.

Q: I’m envious! What stories interest you the most and compel you to write?

A: I read about characters. Characters are foremost in anything I write. Like many people I collect characters. When I see one on the street I file it. When I see one on television, I file it. When an object inspires the possibility of a character, I file it. Living along the Mexican-American border is an amazing setting within which I can insert virtually any character. Many times I don't know what this character will do. But with the setting, and the possibility of conflict, and the vicarious possibilities within the character, the end result is most often more than I expect.

Q: What’s your most and least favorite things about being an author?

A: The most favorite thing when I write is when I reach that moment where disparate plot lines magically come together without me knowing it. It shows my brain knows what's going on deep inside a lot more that I know on the surface. It gives me a confidence that even though it seems like I don't know what I'm doing. I must know what I'm doing because it will come together in the end. My least favorite thing about being an author is the fact that I don't have enough time to write. I want more time. I want more self-discipline.

Q: Writing styles -- outline or wing it, music (and what kind) or silence, chaos or serenity, novels or other lengths as well?

A: With regards to writing styles, when writing a short story I wing it. When writing a novel I wing the first three chapters, then outline. I have to outline the novel. I have too many things going on and too many characters to keep track of. I most often write with music blasting. I've been known to write with music playing, the television blasting, and a video on one of my monitors playing, yet it doesn't bother me. I've always needed sensory input. The more the better. I'm not one of those people who needs a perfectly arranged desk or the complete and utter silence of the Byzantine monastery.

Q: I knew we had a lot in common! Other than the outlining part. So, why zombies? Why the Inland Empire (so inaptly named) as a setting? Why a British press? Why zombies?

A: That's easy. I was at the Book Expo of America a few years ago in Los Angeles and I met the editor of Abaddon Books. We’d corresponded previously when I had pitched him for some other work. Although my previous pitch didn't make it, he did like my ideas and my writing. So when we met he mentioned that he was looking for zombie novels and gave me the impression that if I was to pitch him, I had a more than average chance of succeeding. I've never before thought I would ever write a zombie novel, but given the opportunity of mass-market publication in at least three continents I'd have been a fool not to try. I'd wanted to set something in the Salton Sea for a long time and this seemed like the perfect opportunity. So with the Salton Sea setting and a menagerie of colorful characters I pitched the zombie novel, he liked it, he published it, and he paid me in English pounds. Now Empire of Salt is available on three continents, sold out in the US in record time, and is pretty much a shit-hot awesome example of a zombie novel.

Q: Can we have an excerpt?

A: Sure you can.

The dog was diabolical. Abigail Ogletree had finally managed to pull in her favorite soap opera from a Mexican television station – it was an American soap opera, rebroadcast with Spanish voice-overs and English subtitles – and the dog wanted to steal her attention. God forbid she sit for a few quiet hours and watch the grainy lives of happier people with more interesting lives played out in her all-but-useless television. Trudie, her sassy miniature poodle, just wasn’t having it.

Abigail muted the television and jerked her head towards the
kitchen. “Shush!”

The dog stopped barking and Abigail returned her attention t
o the television. And for the ten thousandth time she cursed her husband, Roger, for dying and leaving her in this backwater cesspool. Her television was ten years past its prime and the cable companies had long ago moved on. She was relegated to using an old antenna that kept shifting in the wind – always, it seemed, at the most inopportune times.

She could just make out a man and a woman through the ever-present snow on the television. The man was Charles Hargrove and had just recovered fro
m a traffic accident. He had amnesia; Abigail counted that it was the third time he’d lost his memory in eleven years. The girl was Genevieve. She was his best friend’s daughter, but was pretending to have been a long time mistress, acting on a crush she’d had on Charles since she was a child.

Abigail couldn’t wait to see what would happen when Charles finally remembered who he was. Would he burn so many bridges he’d never be able to return to a normal life? Would he consummate his relationship with Genevieve, thus destroying his lifelong friendship with his best friend? Would she succeed in trying to convince him
that he’d asked her to marry him, and elope to Cabo San Lucas?

Abigail had long ago given up trying to guess what would happen on the show. The story writers were too good and always kept her guessing. She shivered in anticipation, leaning forward to make out what was happening.


Charles and Genevieve were close enough to be kissing, but the distortion of the television made it questionable. She had to pay careful attention to try and discern what they were actually doing. Pl
us, in addition to the fact that the actors and actresses were always in a blizzard of electric snow, the soap opera had Spanish voice-overs, with English closed captioning amidst the snow which always seemed thickest at the bottom of the screen.

Trudie started to growl, deep throated and low.


Suddenly, on the television, a door opened and a
man entered the picture.

Abigail covered her mouth and inhaled deeply. It was Genevieve’s father.

Charles held the girl tighter, not recognizing the man.


Trudie’s growl turned into a bark.


Abigail turned her head towards the sound for a m
oment, but the snowy soap stars drew her attention back to the television. But whatever had happened, she’d missed. She didn’t speak Spanish, and the text was already past. Now all she saw was a jumble of three figures wrestling in a winter storm.

Damn that dog!


She threw her remote control down on the couch hard
enough that it bounced. She pushed herself to a standing position using the arm rest and slid her feet into her slippers.

“What is it, Trudie?” She shook her head and heade
d towards the barking dog. “Why is it that whenever I sit down to enjoy myself and leave you alone, you find it necessary to –”

The white and gray poodle barked louder now that s
he was in the kitchen. A man’s hand gripped her hind leg. He’d tried to crawl through the doggy door, but become wedged. At first fear leaped into her chest, but then she remembered the Klosterman Kid, who’d stayed the same four year old he was thirty years ago. More than a little slow, his grandparents kept him out back with a catcher’s mask on his face so he wouldn’t chew anything and boxing gloves on his hands so he couldn’t grab anything. It wouldn’t be the first time he got loose. But it would be the first time he tried to break into her house... or for that matter, try and get her dog.

Abigail grabbed the broom from where it leaned a
gainst the wall between the doorjamb and the refrigerator.

“Let her go you –” She refused to use the word “retard,” and instead shouted “– bastard!” She swung the broom, hitting the man in the back of his head.

The dog barked and snarled at the hand that was around her leg. She reached out to bite, but couldn’t bring herself to actually do it.

Abigail switched her grip and began to poke the Klo
sterman Kid on the side of the neck.

“Get out! Get out! Get out!” she screamed over and over,
each time shoving the rounded wooden end into tender flesh.

Trudie broke loose and dodged behind Abigail, and took up barking even louder.


The man’s hands moved to follow, and as it did, Abigail caught a glimpse of the face. It was not the Klosterman Kid. This man, whoever he was, had a much older face, skin wrinkled and gray and green.


A hand grabbed at her foot. She stepped back, but lost her slipper in the process. He pulled it to his mouth and began to chew
savagely at the furry purple and orange fabric.

Abigail broke the broom over the man’s head.


He began to hyperventilate, wheezing coming from somewhere
deep in his chest.

She reached atop the refrigerator and grabbed a heavy lead crystal bowl that she’d once used for fresh fruit, when there’d been fresh fruit to be had. Sh
e brought it down on the man’s head as hard as her brittle old fingers could propel it.

The head made a hollow squishing sound, and blood oozed out of the left ear as the bowl rolled to a stop in front of the sto
ve, none the worse for wear. The dog suddenly stopped barking.

Abigail took a step back.


And was glad she did, for the man lunged forward, hands encircling the spot where her legs had just been. She let out a little scream, terror blossoming inside her.

The creature on the floor, for it was no longer hum
an to her, nor could it be human, gazed at her through unholy yellow eyes. Saliva that reminded her of the frothy green pollution lining the edge of the sea fell from its lips and down its chin.

She lifted the broken broom handle. Its sharp, brok
en end could easily pierce those eyes. Then it began wheezing louder, the sound coming faster and faster, until the sound filled the trailer. It lunged forward, pulling itself farther into the house.

Abigail lost all sense of courage. She turned and ran to the back of the trailer. Thank god Trudi
e was close behind because if she hadn’t come, Abigail was doubtful she’d have gone back for her precious poodle.

She hit the door to her bedroom, running as fast as
her legs could carry her. It slammed open, then shut. It was on a spring hinge and more substantial than the rest of the trailer. Her Roger – before he’d died, God rest his soul – had spent a small fortune disaster-proofing the bedroom. Not in case of hurricane, tornado, earthquake, or anything like that; Roger’s greatest fear had been illegal aliens surging across the Mexican Border. So he’d built a room lined with metal, a door made of steel, and put enough weapons inside of it to obliterate Kansas.

Just as Abigail snapped the lock into place she heard a wrenching sound followed by an explosion of wood. Then the wheezing came toward the
bedroom like a muffled freight train, accompanied by the pounding of the creature’s feet.

It hit the door with a clang and began to beat upon it.

Abigail found a 45 caliber pistol and crawled onto the bed. She clawed for her husband’s pillow which she’d kept in the bed ever since he’d passed and hugged it to her chest. Trudie followed and curled up in her
lap. She eyed the door, her tail hugging her belly, too afraid to bark. Abigail was afraid to move.

And she’d stay that way a very long time.


Q: Can we even find “Empire of Salt” in the States any more? The Alien Collective is a worldwide membership, so where in the world can we find your book?

A: Sadly there are not enough copies of Empire of Salt to populate every bookshelf in every store but they do have some copies in the distribution centers. What Abaddon decided to do in lieu of doing a second run at this time is to physically ship books from England and Europe to the United States. So there are books that can be had at bookstores but you might have to special order them. They are absolutely available online. I know that Mysterious Galaxy (San Diego), the Poisoned Pen (Phoenix) and Book Soup (Los Angeles) are three physical bookstores that have copies in stock, which can be bought from their stores either in person or online. As far as the alien collector’s worldwide membership, even as far as the Yukon they should be able to find a copy of the store. I hear there was a brisk run in the Amazon Rain Forests back in November.

Q: As you made clear to me and Nicole (who is still not my daughter), it’s “clandestine ops” when you do it, not “covert ops”. Why? What can you tell us about that which won’t require you to kill us after?

A: The difference between the definitions of clandestine and covert are this: clandestine refers to intelligence, and covert refers to operations. The former deals with speaking and listening, the latter deals with shooting and killing. An important difference, I think.

Q: What’s one fact about you that someone who didn’t know you well or hasn’t read this blog wouldn’t know? Make it juicy -- my readers expect.

A: I have webbed toes. They make me swim faster. I'm banned from Olympic competition because my mutation gives me an added advantage. I think it's sad that someone who's 6 foot 5 doesn't get banned but a regular sized guy like me who happens to have little extra skin between his toes gets banned. I call that discrimination and I wish there was some international organization of webbed-toe people who could act on my behalf.

Q: OMG! You’re a mutant! You’re one of the X-Men! *does the Happy Dance* I knew it! I knew it! *cough* Okay…back to the seriousness of the interviewer’s microphone. What’s coming up next for you? What titles of yours should we be eagerly hunting down, preordering, or searching the bookstores for?


A: In late March or mid April I have a new book coming out called Multiplex Fandango. It is my first ever solo short story collection. It has my best work from the last 12 years, in addition to 30,000 words of never before seen original work. The book is introduced by Joe Lansdale, who is just about one of the most awesome short story writers of all-time. I dedicate the collection to him and Ray Bradbury. The cover art was created by Vincent Chong, a three-time British Fantasy Award-winning artist who creates works of art that look less like paintings and more like pictures. Dark Regions Press is publishing the collection and has so far done a wonderful job. This is something I've been waiting to do for over a decade. There's something special about short story collections. You can come back to them, you can return to them without losing anything. Unlike a novel, short story collections give you the opportunity to experience an author’s offerings in short bursts. The good authors make the short bursts as monumental and as exceptional as a novel. I think I've managed to do this.

Sounds great, cannot wait to get my paws on a copy!


Now, y’all may be more familiar with Winston’s better half, the Lovely Miss Yvonne, aka Yvonne Navarro. Not only is she an awesome author, but she’s also a fun, funny, truly nice person. And she and Winston rescue Great Danes in distress, so you know the Canine Death Squad think they’re Da Bomb and think the Lovely Miss Yvonne is a saint. She’s graciously agreed to take time out from her writing, book touring, and doggy momming to join us as well, but first, let’s catch up the few who don’t know about her:

Yvonne Navarro lives in southern Arizona, where by day she works on historic Fort Huachuca and by night she chops her time into little pieces, dividing it among writing, art, college, dogs, birds and family (not necessarily in that order). She's written nine solo novels about topics ranging from vampires (AfterAge) to the end of the world (Final Impact and Red Shadows). She's also the author of a number of film tie-ins, including the novelization of Ultraviolet, Elektra, Hellboy, and seven novels five of them originals in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer universe. Her work has won the HWA's Bram Stoker plus a number of other writing awards. Her latest novel is Highborn (October 2010), the first book in the Dark Redemption Series. The second, Concrete Savior, is scheduled for June 2011. She's married to author Weston Ochse and has a menagerie of animals that include three rescue Great Danes and two attention-greedy parakeets.

Awesome, isn’t it? Yeah, there’s a reason they’re called a “power couple” in writing circles. So, without further ado, Yvonne, welcome to the Blah, Blah, Blah Blog!

Q: What prompted you to become a writer? Was it voices in your head, a burning desire to tell a story, or just too creative for your own bad self?

A: Let's just be honest about it: I've always had voices in my head. If any writer tells you they don't, they're lying. They hear characters-- the ones that were, the ones that are, and the ones that will be-- all the time. Little snippets of scenes, big chunks of action; something's always going on in there. I watch what's going on in the scenes taking place in my head and I describe them. (This is especially fun when I'm thinking about a novel-in-process while I'm driving.) When there's a big, blank nothing, you know you're in trouble.

I blame it all on my mother. I always thought I'd be an artist when I grew up (I still think that), but my Mom and I were always voracious readers. In the early nineties, I loaned her my favorite book by Robert McCammon, They Thirst. After she was finished with it, she told me, "You could do this." I thought she was full of... well, you know. But the seed had been planted.

Q: Awesome, and yeah, I’m with you. The Voices are there, why deny it? So, what was the first book or piece that you wrote and why? Is it published, being shopped, on the shelf waiting for you to get back to it, or in a heap of ashes at the bottom of the fireplace?

A: If I think back, my true first piece was a front-page newspaper layout I wrote and illustrated when I was about five years old. The main headline read "Dr. Suess Dies in Fire!" I remember my Mom suggesting I come up with something a little more on the positive side but I didn't want to. Even back then, my future was set.

There are various stories still sitting around. The first "grown-up" story I wrote was finished on April 28, 1983 (yes, I am so anal-retentive I actually know the date). It was a ridiculous thing called "For Decoration Only," and I hope to God I've destroyed every copy of it. I wrote six more stories (and because I wouldn't give up, eventually sold three of those) before I wrote anything of length, which was a novella that I naively thought was a novel. That one is still sitting in the closet. I'm going to go back and rewrite it someday. No, really.

Q: Yeah, I have those, too. One day, right? So, what was the first piece of yours published? When? What did you do when you found out it was going to be published?

A: It was a short-short called "Surprise Fall," picked up by The Horror Show magazine. Dave Silva, the editor, actually sent me a check for $1.50. This was only two and a half months after I'd started my writing "career" and I was pretty psyched. Of course, it was five years to the month before I sold another story. I guess what they say about babies born under the Taurus sign being stubborn is more true than people realize.

Q: Hey, a buck-fifty is a buck-fifty! What stories interest you the most and compel you to write?

A: Like Stephen King says (paraphrased), I like the stories where you put the character "in the cooker" and see what happens. Blood and gore mean nothing if don't feel something for the person who's enduring it. And all my novels have a dose of romance because if the characters don't care about one another, why should you?

Q: What’s your most and least favorite things about being an author?

A: First most favorite thing: Having the story just flow out of me so fast that my fingers can't keep up with the voices in my head... and I type 114 words a minute! Second most favorite thing: Having everything annoying done and out of the way so I can write.

Least favorite thing: That people don't consider writing work. Therefore they think you should give your writing away for free (i.e., contributor's copies). I'll be happy to do this when I can send a contributor's copy to my mortgage company instead of a house payment. Second least favorite thing is that because people still don't think you're working, so that when you do manage to scrounge up some writing time, there's a general belief that you can be interrupted at any time with phone calls, to "go shopping with me," etc.

Q: Writing styles -- outline or wing it, music (and what kind) or silence, chaos or serenity, only novels or other lengths as well?

A: Definitely outline. After once getting stuck 80% of the way through a 190,000 word novel (Final Impact) and not knowing what the heck to do next, Wes is lucky I don't outline how to do the laundry and walk the dogs. I generally prefer quiet, although I can listen to instrumental music. If the songs have words, I want to sing along. This is a no-no as it generally results in cracked windows and broken mirrors. And I am precisely one of those people Wes is making fun of-- I like my desk to be neat and orderly.

Q: LOL, I should have asked how you two manage not to kill each other when you’re both writing, but we’ll save that for another time. Your latest release, “Highborn”, is the first in The Dark Redemption Series. “Highborn” (which is a totally cool book, I have to mention) deals with Brynna, a fallen angel, and what she has to go through for a hope of redemption. First off, what’s it all about?

A: Artist Wayne Barlowe painted a picture of a angel-demon in Hell contemplating a white feather, and that was literally the inspiration for the novel. "Highborn" is what happens when a demon like that-- a fallen angel-- decides that she's going to do whatever it takes to try to regain her true angel status. That means escaping from Hell and seeking forgiveness on Earth among the humans. But Hell doesn't relinquish its denizens easily, and the road to redemption isn't paved with daisies. For eons Brynna, as the demon Astarte, has tormented and despised mankind. She's going to have to dig deeper into herself than she ever imagined if she has any hope of doing the opposite and ultimately saving herself.

(Want more? Hit Yvonne’s website and check out the excerpt of “Highborn” that’s up -- careful, though, ‘cause you’re gonna get hooked! http://www.yvonnenavarro.com/)

Q: Awesome! Now, I know the next book in the series, “Concrete Savior”, comes out in June. What’s the scoop on that?


A: In "Highborn" Brynna discovers that saving nephilim, children born of human mothers and angel fathers, is the first step in her search for forgiveness. In "Concrete Savior," she needs to take this further and learn to understand, and perhaps even empathize with, human beings themselves.

Q: Sounds totally great, I can’t wait! You’ve done a lot of tie-in work, all of it on totally cool series like “Buffy, The Vampire Slayer” and “Hellboy” (yeah, I’m totally jealous). How is that different from writing your own series, like Dark Redemption?

A: You're working in someone else's universe and playing-- writing-- by someone else's rules. You're also bound by whatever happened in the movie (whatever's written in the script) and any movies or books that have come before the one you're working on. The more there are, the more complicated it can be. I've been told things like
"Buffy would never wear a gold sweater." And things can get tricky when someone who's checking your work doesn't actually know something you do, a scenario I ran into while writing "Paleo." I was given a reason for Buffy's behavior, but the reason was incorrect-- I knew this because I had written the basis for that behavior in a different book!

Q: Your Great Danes are bigger than you. I know, I’ve seen you and them in person. Why Great Danes? How does having dogs with special needs affect your writing and personal appearances?

A: My Mom put the first Great Dane into my life when I was in the sixth or seventh grade, and I've loved them ever since. I like a dog you can wrestle with and not squash if you step on it. The special needs Danes just happened by accident, back in 2002 when I first saw a picture of our now-gone deaf Dane, Lily. Our most recent girl is blind, which is more of an issue than we realized because she's cautious and doesn't make friends as easily as our other two Danes. She doesn't board well in a kennel and avoids strangers. Still, I think that as she gets older and calmer, and therefore more confident, things
will get a little easier. She's also very demanding of attention, and extremely vocal when she doesn't get it. "Rah rah rah rahrahrah!!!"

Q: Big Baby has no special needs, but he’s the same way. The hubs says that it shows brain damage, but I think he just likes to share.
But, onward! What’s one fact about you that someone who didn’t know you well or hasn’t read this blog wouldn’t know? Make it juicy -- my readers expect.

A: I lost one of my ears in a bicycling accident when I was a kid and now I have a prosthetic. I have to be careful about wearing earrings t
hat are too heavy, and once when Weston and I were dancing in a bar in Mexico, he twirled me around too fast and my ear went flying off and landed in a stranger's margarita. Since we both work for the government, it could have been an international incident but what happens in a Mexican bar stays in a Mexican bar. No, really.

Q: OMG, you ROCK! Other than “Highborn”, which everyone should race out and get right now, and “Concrete Savior”, which everyone should race out and preorder right now, what’s coming next for you that we should be hunting, stalking or preordering?

A: Of course I'm hoping for more books in the Dark Redemption series, but I'm still waiting to hear about that. I also have another series planned as well as a thriller I'm working on. There's the unwritten time-travel novel, the unwritten sequel to AfterAge (vampire novel), the two theme story collections, and more. So many
ideas, not enough me.

Super! Now, we have the bonus questions that are directed to both of you at the same time.



Q: What’s it like living with another successful author?

W: Pretty awesome. There is no competition between us. Instead there is a great amount of mutual appreciation. Yvonne definitely understands what it takes to be an author and knows that a lot of that is dependent on private personal time. I think this is a harder thing when you have one spouse who is an author and one who is not.

Y: I hate to admit it but I agree with Wes. A lot of the time we get home, take care of house, dogs and other general stuff, then go our separate ways for literally hours at a time. My office is on the second floor, his is the cave in the basement. It keeps things nice and quiet that way.

Q: Is there a level of competition between you two and, if there is, do you think it helps you write better, faster, etc.?

W: I write using bigger words but Yvonne writes using more violence. I actually just made that up. There is no competition between us.

Y: Weston uses more commas than I do. I did not make that up.

Q: If your spouse had to give up everything they do right now for a living and start a brand new career, what would you want them to do?

W: I'd like Yvonne to be a forensic scientist of some sort. Whether it's digging up old bones, digging up old facts, digging through old things, it's the re-creation of what once was and what could have been which is most exciting to her.

Y: I'd like Wes to be a scriptwriter. I've always wanted to sit back with a big bag of hot buttered popcorn and watch a movie based on something created by one of my friends. How much cooler would it be if that movie was done by your spouse?

Q: What’s the best part of having another successful author not only sharing the same house but sharing the same bed?

W: The fact that she's really hot helps.

Y: He's a great foot-warmer.

Q: What’s your fave book that your spouse wrote? Not the one he/she likes the best, or the one that’s done the best, or gotten the best reviews, but the one YOU like the best. Why?

W: That's a hard one and I really hate you at this moment for putting me on the spot (but it is hate in a good way). Her novel titled Mirror Me is an excellent demonstration of an author's skill. I think it's masterfully written and thoroughly engaging. I just love it. It's only been published as a limited edition hardback and I ache for the day that it gets paperback treatment so that everybody can see what I've seen all along.

Y: I'd have to go for Empire of Salt. It's the zombies and the horror and the Salton Sea. I went there with him when he researched the area, and it's just so cool to see him put it all into words so well. Plus he's so great at building characters and their histories. He rocks.

Let’s face it -- you BOTH rock, and rock hard! Thanks so much for being here today at the Blah, Blah, Blah Blog. Thanks for letting my readers get to know two of my favorite authors!

And now, gang, here’s the best part! Yes, you know it -- a chance to win FREE BOOKS! So, Yvonne, Winston, what do you have for our lucky winners?

YN: Sure, let's give away a signed copy of Highborn! Go on my website at www.yvonnenavarro.com and leave a comment under the entry pointing back here to Gini's blog. Also, if you sign up to follow me on Twitter (twitter.com/YvonneNavarro), you'll get an extra entry, and the same goes for if you send me a friend request on Facebook (www.facebook.com/yvonne.navarro.001). After five days, I'll do a random pick out of all the comments and entries and list the winner's name. If there are mucho comments, I might even give away two copies. The winner will have to email me the mailing info. My email address is under the Contact Info link on my website.

WO: And I’ll give away a signed copy of Empire of Salt. Here’s the rub. You have to go to my Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/people/Weston-Ochse/593942624) and post a picture of you doing something with salt. There will be one winner randomly drawn from the first six pictures. If there’s someone who posts a picture that is just so awesome to stand, and that person didn’t get the random draw, then I’ll give away another copy.

Is that all? I’ll wager the Alien Collective can handle that. Good luck everyone, and if you have questions or comments for Winston or the Lovely Miss Yvonne, just ask!

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Monday, February 7, 2011

Only Semi-Manic Monday

Happy Monday! Hope everyone who cares about it had a great Super Bowl weekend (Alliflash and Gigantagator enjoyed their rockin' swamp party) and that those who didn't had a wonderful weekend doing what they like best.

As my Hook Me Up! subscribers already know, we've got a lot on the docket, so let's get to it! First off, check out an awesome double review of "Touched by an Alien" and "Alien Tango" over at Squiggle.

See what The Geeky Bookworm read and enjoyed in January. Then head over to Murder She Writes to see what all everyone's anticipating this year. Then see what The Written World has on her reading list. Finish up at Absorbed in a Book and find out what clones she wants (in addition to Martini).

Congrats to the winners of The Book Lovers Inc. blogoversary! Remember, if you won one of my prizes and you're on Hook Me Up!, let me know and I'll add in something extra for you.

Speaking of winning, much more's coming this month. The Order of Smut Vixens is doing a big 14 Days of Love giveaway, and I'm a part of it (stay tuned for Feb. 13th). Also, the "Alien in the Family" ARC Contest is starting soon, and, as always, it's for Hook Me Up! subscribers only. This time, we have not one, not two, but THREE ARCs to give away! So, if you're not on Hook Me Up! yet, now's the time to GET on. Send an email to gini@ginikoch.com with "Hook Me Up!" in the subject line. Then you'll be all set to get your smack talk engines revved up -- because shortly there's gonna be another Battle Royale going on in addition to the Worth Your Weight contest!

We also have a treat coming Wednesday -- awesome authors Weston Ochse and Yvonne Navarro will be interviewed right here at the Blah, Blah, Blah Blog -- you don't want to miss it! (I hear books may be given away, but you'll have to be here on Wednesday to find out!)

Love,
Gini

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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Thursday Roundup

Well the Gator Battle Royale is going strong, and we have some real contenders in the octagon! But, as my Hook Me Up! subscribers already know, there's more going on than the battle for Gator Supremacy (and 5 books, including the ARC of "Alien in the Family"), so let's get caught up.

We'll start today with some review roundups. Check out what Jessica E. Subject has to say about "Alien Tango" at the SFR Brigade. She also reviews "Across the Universe", by Beth Revis. Then hit An Abundance of Books for her review of "Alien Tango".

Check out what Earth Girls Aren't ALL Easy has on her TBR pile. Then head over to Tynga's Reviews to get a taste of what the upcoming Paranormal Spring Break will look like. Then hit The Galaxy Express for a roundup of SFR News and Links.

The "Alien in the Family" ARC Giveaway contest will be starting soon -- still exclusively for Hook Me Up! subscribers ONLY! So if you're not in the "Worth Your Weight" battle yet, get on Hook Me Up! so you'll be ready for the ARC giveaway. All in all, there's a lot of winning in the air, so get your chance!

Love,
Gini

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

It's Gator Time!


Hey there, Gator Lovers! As my Hook Me Up! subscribers already know, we've got a lot going on this month and a lot of it's very gator-centric. How gator-centric, you ask? Well, I'm glad you asked, so let's get right to it!

First up, head over to Pearls Cast Before a McPig for the exclusive interview of the year, where Sullivan interviews the real stars of "Alien Tango" -- Alliflash and Gigantagator.

Then, check your blogs, because there's a new contest in town, and it's a Gator Battle Royale. Find out if you have what it takes to be Worth Your Weight in a Gator Battle. I'll wait while you check out the prizes. Yeah, that's right -- the winner of this fight will end up with a signed, personalized copy of "Touched by an Alien", "Alien Tango", "Love and Rockets", and "Boondocks Fantasy". AND a signed, personalized ARC of "Alien in the Family". Truly a prize worth fighting for. And with four consolation prizes up for grabs, too, this is a contest you want to be a part of!

Not nominated yet and can't wait for someone to tag you into the ring? Explain why you should be a part of the Battle Royale in the comments and, if Alliflash and Gigantagator find you worthy, you could find yourself in the octagon!

There's more winning coming this month, so stay tuned!

Love,
Gini

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